Genesis

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

(via awkwardvagina)

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls, via the-vashta-nerada)

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

(via bloomin-eck)

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

(via awkwardvagina)

likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

(via awkwardvagina)

meladoodle:

ermergerdrobin:

meladoodle:

*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..

My Grandmother struggled with lung cancer for few years and a couple months before she passed her best friend gave her a pair of glasses with the…